A Dickhead & His 2 Nuts valentine or email cursivecraft@gmail

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A Dickhead & His 2 Nuts valentine or email cursivecraft@gmailSubtle? Absolutely not. Accurate? One hundred f*cking percent. This mug features Amys hand drawn caricature of a Christopher Luxon illustrated as a full on penis. Long neck, shiny dome, the whole damn situation. And nestled proudly at the base? Two instantly recognizable nut shaped sidekicks, David Seymour & Winston Peters, grinning like they know exactly what role they play in this tragic anatomy lesson we call politics. Its rude, its bold, its